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A copycat recipe for Panera’s Asian Sesame Chicken Salad. Crispy, fresh romaine, sliced almonds, sesame seeds, tender sliced grilled chicken, and wonton strips — all topped with a sweet and tangy Asian sesame vinaigrette. So much goodness all packed into ONE salad!

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Crispy, crunchy, sweet, tangy, savory! This Asian sesame chicken salad has a little bit of it all.

Don’t be surprised when you want to pencil in this recipe for dinner at least once a week. It’s light and refreshing for a yummy spring or summer lunch but also for dinner. It’s goodness overload with this Asian sesame chicken salad. The crisp romaine lettuce is all chopped up and is the perfect base for what’s to come on top! Lots of mandarin oranges, grated carrots, grilled chicken, chopped green and red cabbage, a little freshy freshness from my most favorite herb of all time, cilantro, and a sweet and tangy Asian sesame vinaigrette that will have you CRAVING it all day long.

And as if a delicious salad with simple ingredients wasn’t enough, I went ahead and topped with a handful of sliced almonds and lots of extra crunchy wonton strips! If you’re thinking this salad looks a little familiar, it’s because this is a perfect copycat Panera Sesame Chicken Salad recipe.

I think it’s pretty safe to say this salad DELIVERS on every level.

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Ingredients for Sesame Chicken Salad:

  • Rice Vinegar:This is the base of our Asian vinaigrette. I like to bring the rice vinegar to a simmer then allow the sugar to melt into the vinegar with a couple cloves of smashed garlic. We’ll toss the garlic out so you aren’t getting chunks in your salad, but this way you get all of that flavor!
  • Granulated Sugar:Adds sweetness to the dressing. I like to bring the vinaigrette to a simmer then whisk in the sugar until it dissolves.
  • Whole Garlic Cloves:Helps flavor the rice vinegar, we’ll discard the garlic once it releases the flavor so the dressing isn’t too pungent!
  • ToastedSesame Oil:Gives the dressing a boost of toasty sesame flavor.
  • Canola Oil:Is the oil base in the dressing. I used canola oil when I first shared this recipe many, many years ago. But in recent years, I’ve been using avocado oil to make the dressing instead.
  • Soy Sauce:Helps flavor the dressing with a rich umami flavor. You can also use gluten-free tamari here to make the recipe gluten-free. Keep in mind you’ll also need to replace the wonton wrappers for this recipe to be properly gluten-free.
  • Toasted Sesame Seeds:Add crunch and a little more nutty flavor to the dressing.
  • Salad base:This can be anything from shredded romaine, baby spinach to green cabbage, a cabbage slaw mix, or even kale.
  • Mandarin Orange Slice:Add a floral, citrusy sweetness to the salad. I used canned orange slices but you can also use a few freshly peeled Cuties or clementines here too.
  • Shredded Carrots:This is another ingredient that I’ve started to add in recent years. A shredded carrot not only adds a bit more color is also its another veggie serving! Use it or don’t; totally your call.
  • Sliced Almonds:Toasted sliced almonds add crunch and an extra bit of protein.
  • Cilantro Leaves:Adds freshness and pairs beautifully with the sweet sesame dressing.
  • Grilled Chicken:I usually make a quick chicken marinade using a couple tablespoons soy sauce, sugar, red pepper flakes, and a little garlic powder. Toss the chicken on an indoor or outdoor grill while preparing the dressing and cook over medium high heat until it’s cooked through. Let the chicken breasts rest then dice on a cutting board using a sharp knife. However, to make this salad even quicker, I suggest swapping the grilled chicken for a shredded rotisserie chicken! Feel free to toss the chicken in a tablespoon or two of the dressing to flavor it before hand!
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How to make an epic sesame chicken salad:

  1. Prepare the dressing.Add the rice vinegar to a small pan over medium heat until it starts to simmer. Then add the sugar and smashed garlic cloves to the vinegar and let simmer for 1 minute. Discard the garlic cloves and add the vinegar to a large jar. Add the sesame oil, canola oil, soy sauce, and toasted white sesame seeds. Allow the dressing to come back to room temperature. Then, place a lid on top and shake the jar to combine the dressing. If the dressing starts to separate later before you toss the salad, just shake it again!
  2. Combine it in a bowl.Grab a large bowl that can easily hold all the ingredients. Add the shredded lettuce or whatever salad base you’d like to use. Top with orange slices, almonds, cilantro, diced chicken, and shredded carrots.
  3. Toss and serve.Add roughly half of the vinaigrette to the salad and toss or stir to combine. Taste and adjust with more dressing as desired. I like to save the almonds and the wontons strips and add them in right before serving so that they maintain their crispy texture without softening!
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FAQs about this recipe:

  1. How do you suggest storing leftovers?Since the dressing is a vinaigrette, the acid in the dressing will cause the lettuce or other salad base to wilt. For this reason, I suggest storing the dressing separate from the salad base until ready to serve. Leftover undressed salad can be kept in an airtight container and the dressing can also be kept in a separate container in the fridge for up to 1 week.
  2. Can I add a different kind of protein to this?Yes, the chicken can be swapped for grilled or cooked shrimp, thinly sliced steak or even seared salmon. Don’t be afraid to make this your own!
  3. Where do you find wonton strips?Usually prepared wonton strips are in the same aisle as the croutons or salad dressing. Most of the time, I’ll use prepared store-bought wonton strips. Occasionally, I like to prepare my own. You can easily use wonton wrappers. These are usually sold at Asian supermarkets in the freezer section. Cut the squares into small strips. Heat at least 1-2 inches of oil in a skillet or in a deep fryer. When the oil is hot, add the strips and cook them for about a 30-60 seconds or until lightly golden. Remove them from the pan to a plate lined with paper towel. Let the wonton strips cool before topping the salad.

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Recipe originally shared Aug. 2015 updated with new images, minor recipe updates and new post, May 2022.

Yield: serves 4

Asian Sesame Chicken Salad

Prep Time10 minutes

Cook Time5 minutes

Total Time15 minutes

A copycat recipe for Panera’s Asian Sesame Chicken Salad. Crispy, fresh romaine, sliced almonds, sesame seeds, tender sliced grilled chicken, and wonton strips — all topped with a sweet and tangy Asian sesame vinaigrette. So much goodness all packed into ONE salad!

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Ingredients

Sesame Vinaigrette:

  • ½ cup rice vinegar
  • ¼ cup sugar
  • 2 whole cloves garlic, smashed
  • 1 tablespoon toasted sesame oil
  • ¼ cup canola oil (or avocado oil)
  • 2 tablespoons soy sauce
  • 1 tablespoon toasted sesame seeds

Salad:

  • 6-7 cups shredded romaine (or baby spinach/mixed shredded cabbage etc.)
  • 1 large carrot, shredded
  • 1 (15 oz.) can mandarin oranges, drained
  • 1 cup prepared wonton strips
  • ⅓ cup sliced almonds
  • ½ cup cilantro leaves
  • 12 ounces grilled chicken, diced (or shredded rotisserie)

Instructions

  1. DRESSING: Add rice vinegar in a small saucepan over medium heat and allow it to just come to a gentle boil. Add sugar and garlic cloves and let sugar dissolve; about 1 minute. Remove from stove, discard garlic cloves. Place the rice vinegar in a mason jar, add sesame oil, canola oil, soy sauce, and sesame seeds. Allow the dressing to come to room temperature; about 10-15 minutes. Place lid on the jar and shake until the dressing mixes together. If dressing separates, shake again to combine.
  2. ASSEMBLE THE SALAD: In a large bowl, combine the ingredients for the salad, except the wonton strips. Ttop with the sesame vinaigrette and toss to combine. Top with wonton strips and serve immediately.

Notes

  • WONTON STRIPS: Use store-bought or make your own. Purchase square wonton sheets, defrost according to package directions. Cut into thin strips and fry in hot oil for about a 30-60 seconds or until lightly golden. Remove to a paper towel lined plate. Let cool before using in salad.
  • GRILLED CHICKEN: Add 2 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tsp sugar, ¼ tsp red pepper flakes, ¼ tsp garlic powder, and ½ tsp sesame oil in a bowl. Add the chicken and let marinate for 5-60 minutes. Grill chicken for 5-6 mins per side or until cooked through. Slice or dice and use.

update 05/22: Recipe

Nutrition Information:

Yield:

4
Amount Per Serving:Calories: 560Total Fat: 31gCarbohydrates: 35gProtein: 36g

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originally published on May 18, 2022 (last updated Jul 9, 2022)

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    Chrissa - Physical Kitchness Reply

    I LOVE this salad from Panera and can’t wait to make it at home!!! I will be doing my happy salad dance with you on this one. Juicy chicken and a little crunch – YES!!!!

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    lynne krawczyk Reply

    Tried this recipe over the weekend. It was fantastic. And easy. We didn’t care for the cilanto, so next time we will leave it out, but the rest was great. Will make this again. thank you

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    Suzy Reply

    Can’t wait to try – I adore Asian salads (I loved loved loved Chick Fil a’s – I am still depressed that they took it off their menu)I have a heard time finding pre-made wanton strips….do you get them at an Asian market or just at your local supermarket? They don’t have them at Kroger 🙁

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      Marzia Reply

      I found them at Randall’s (or Albertsons) in the dressing aisle where they keep the croutons. Haven’t seen them at asian supermarkets. Or you could even use the crispy chow mein noodles that come in a can (usually found in the ethnic food aisle in most grocery stores). Good luck!

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    Rheyn rodrigues Reply

    How much calories does this have?

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      Marzia Reply

      Hi Rheyn, you can calculate the nutritional information for any of the the recipes you like on Little Spice Jar by plugging it into any online calorie counter. I like to use myfitnesspal.com as you can just paste the website address and it calculate it for you! Hope that helps.

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    cherryl Rogers Reply

    Marzia, first of all THANK YOU SO MUCH for posting this. I absolutely love the Panera’s Asian Chicken Salad, unfortunately I don’t live near one so I am thrilled to have this. I also would like to commend you on the beautiful layout of this recipe. So easy to follow and see what you EXACTLY need and easy directions to follow. I am so happy to have found your Blog . Little Spice Jar is an amazing site.
    Thank you so much again.
    Smiles,
    Cher Rogers
    Lake Havasu City, AZ 🙂

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      Marzia Reply

      Hi Cherryl! Welcome to the blog! Thank you so much for all your sweet words, you really made my day! 🙂

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        cherryl Rogers Reply

        You’re welcome.. Love your blog.

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    Annette Reply

    This dressing is amazing! I make it weekly now

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    Melody Reply

    LOVED this salad! Made it exactly the same way, except used your marinade and grilled the chicken on an open flame. Turned out amazing! So many wonderful flavors and textures. This will definitely be on a weekly rotation!

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    Kimberly Reply

    This salad and your Mediterranean Tuna Orzo are my husband’s and my new favorite dishes – mmm mmm good! Love your website:)

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    Jennifer Reply

    I didn’t make the recipe yet, but I like to prep ahead for lunches. How long will the dressing last? Can I keep it for a couple of days in the fridge? Thanks!

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      Marzia Reply

      Absolutely! It’ll be fine for at least 5 days in the refrigerator. Just shake it up before serving!

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    Cheyenne Reply

    Made this recipe tonight, it was amazing. Will be making it again

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    allison williams Reply

    This is amazing!!! It was way better than Paneras!! Thank you!!

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    Megan C Reply

    I haven’t lived in the US for 11 years and have all that time craved this salad from Panera. This recipe NAILS it. So delicious and perfect. My family and I love it!!

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    Carol Reply

    I didn’t make the entire recipe this time, but made the dressing for a cabbage,lettuce and carrot salad. It was delicious. Next time II will make the entire recipe chicken and all. The dressing is outstanding.

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    Kim A. Reply

    So happy to have found this recipe and even happier with the way it turned out. Delicious salad, a must add your recipe box!

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      Marzia Reply

      I’m happy to hear it was enjoyed, Kim! Appreciate you circling back to leave a comment!

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    Diane K Reply

    Love, love, love this salad. I subbed tofu for the chicken since I’m vegetarian, made everything else as written. Is it wrong that I’m thinking I may have this for breakfast tomorrow, so good I can’t wait to eat it again.

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      Marzia Reply

      Lol! I’ve had my fair share of salads for breakfast so no judgment here! Appreciate you taking the time to come back and leave a comment, Diane 🙂

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    Kelly Reply

    Excellent!! My husband loved this, and the dressing was amazing! I added 1/2 a red bell pepper cut in strips, sliced red cabbage, edamame, and bean sprouts.

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    Tamara K Lamont Reply

    I made this yesterday and it was fantastic. I used romaine and cabbage which gave it a nice crunch. My hubby could not find wontons so I used rice noodles that I fried up in sesame oil and that worked perfectly. Thank you!

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    Tiana Reply

    Scrumptious

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    Linnie Reply

    I made the dressing and salad today and it’s as good, if not better than what you get at Panera. I tasted the dressing while it was still hot and thought I’ve just wasted my time and ingredients, but after it sat in the fridge for a couple of hours, oh my goodness, I just about fainted when I tasted it. I am so happy with the results. I used to eat this salad any time I went to Panera, but now we don’t have a Panera close to where we live, so I’m super excited. Thanks for a great copycat recipe.

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    Anne Reply

    This is the best asian sesame chicken salad recipe out there!!! It is my go to recipe! Thanks so much for sharing this 🙂

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    MelyssaMarie Reply

    Absolutely delicious!! My son(7) and I love salads many ways and this one is our favorite!! We made it just now again for breakfast:) thanks so much ❤️

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    Noelle T Reply

    My husband loves Panera’s Asian salad, and he said this was BETTER! I marinated the chicken and grilled it the first time I made the salad, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that it wasn’t much different when I used rotisserie chicken for a shortcut. Thanks for the recipe — we’re both hooked! (Note: At my grocery store, wonton strips were in the produce section alongside other salad additions.)

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    Abigale D Reply

    I was craving the salad so bad and I decided to try your recipe because I did not want to pay for delivery.. and Wow!!! This was so good, the extras are great for leftovers! We will definitely be making this again, thanks for the great copycat, I honestly think I’ll make it before going back to Panera!

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    Jaclyn Carr Reply

    Hi! How long do you marinate the chicken for? Also, how long does the dressing stay good for in a mason jar refrigerated? Asking for a Panera bread addict!! <3

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    Jaclyn C Reply

    How long would you say the dressing lasts in the jar refrigerated? Love your page!! <3

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FAQs

What is Asian sesame vinaigrette panera? ›

Panera Asian Sesame Vinaigrette Dressing is a delicious, bakery-cafe inspired salad dressing that delivers sweet and savory flavors. This Asian Sesame salad dressing features the robust taste of roasted sesame seeds and is finished with hints of onion and parsley.

Why is my chicken salad so bland? ›

Usually a lack of a few things. Salt primarily, plain mayo without much tartness, no herbs like cilantro or parsley, no onion (a matter of personal taste), using white meat only, using baked chickens instead of boiled chickens in salt water, not adding a bit of lemon juice, not adding any vegetable...

Is Panera Asian sesame dressing gluten free? ›

Made with no artificial preservatives, sweeteners, flavors, or colors from artificial sources, this Panera Asian Sesame Vinaigrette salad dressing is also dairy free and gluten free.

What to eat with Asian salad? ›

What to serve with Asian Side Salad
  1. Thai Chicken Satay with Peanut Sauce.
  2. Chicken Fried Rice, Thai Fried Rice or Nasi Goreng (Indonesian Fried Rice)
  3. Egg Foo Young (Chinese Omelette)
  4. Spring Rolls!
  5. Chinese Corn Soup with Chicken.
  6. Sticky Baked Chinese Chicken Wings.
  7. Kung Pao Chicken.
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What is Asian sesame sauce made of? ›

Mix together sugar and cornstarch in a saucepan. Stir in chicken broth, water, vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, chile paste, and garlic.

Did Panera change their Asian chicken salad? ›

Our Asian Sesame Salad with Chicken is no longer available. Flavor up with our salad picks below!

What goes bad in chicken salad? ›

Discard any chicken salad with visible mold growth. Fresh chicken salad should have a light color. If the chicken or mayonnaise appears discolored or gray, it's time to toss it. Chicken salad should have a creamy or slightly chunky texture.

Should chicken salad be cubed or shredded? ›

After the chicken has cooled to a tolerable temperature, it's time to shred. If you're fan of chunkier chicken salad, feel free to cube the chicken; if you like a creamy, pasty chicken salad (personally it's not my thing, but all preferences are welcome here!), then feel free to chop that chicken into oblivion.

How do you make chicken taste more flavorful? ›

Marinating is good for flavouring and tenderising your chicken at the same time. It's best to marinate your chicken overnight to give the flavours plenty of time to infuse. A faster way to add flavour is to simply brine your chicken in salty water prior to cooking.

What are the ingredients in Kraft Asian sesame dressing? ›

EXPELLER PRESSED CANOLA OIL, WATER, SOY SAUCE(WATER, SOYBEANS, WHEAT, SALT), BROWN SUGAR, SESAME SEEDS, DISTILLED VINEGAR, SALT, YEAST EXTRACT, NATURAL FLAVORS, EGG YOLK, XANTHAN GUM.

How many calories are in an Asian sesame chicken salad from Panera? ›

There are 410 calories in 1 salad of Panera Bread Asian Sesame with Chicken - Whole.

Does sesame chicken contain soy sauce? ›

Heat a large non-stick skillet that has been sprayed with Pam, over medium-high heat. Cook chicken for about 6 minutes or until no longer pink. Mix together honey, soy sauce, water, corn starch, ginger and red pepper flakes.

What salad dressing is in the Asian salad kit? ›

Try a fusion of diverse flavors and textures in your next salad. This Chopped Asian Salad Kit packs a crunchy punch with crisp romaine and green cabbage, sweet carrots, green onions. Topped with crispy wontons, sliced almonds, and delicious Asian sesame vinaigrette for added layers of flavor and crunch.

What was in Mcdonald's Asian salad? ›

Made of a mix of delicious greens such as baby kale, crisp chopped romaine and baby spinach combined with red bell pepper pieces, edamame, snow peas and mandarin oranges, this delicious salad is topped with a premium chicken breast filet (in your choice of crispy or grilled).

What does Asian toasted sesame dressing taste like? ›

Description. This toasty, gingery and peppery flavor fusion is like an Asian vacation for your taste buds.

What does Asian sesame oil taste like? ›

Sesame oil comes from sesame seeds, and as such it has a nutty, earthy taste. The flavor and aroma is very distinct and strong, so sesame oil is best used in small quantities, lest it overwhelm the entire dish. Sesame oil is often used in various Asian cuisines from different regions.

What is in Panera vinaigrette? ›

Water, Soybean Oil, Sugar, Balsamic Vinegar, Distilled Vinegar, Contains Less Than 2% of Dehydrated Basil, Dehydrated Garlic, Dehydrated Oregano, Rosemary Extract, Salt, Black Pepper, Xanthan Gum.

Is Asian sesame sauce the same as tahini? ›

While you may have heard of tahini, which is a Middle Eastern/Mediterranean paste made from sesame seeds, it is different from Chinese sesame paste in that it contains hulled, raw sesame seeds. Because the Chinese version is made from toasted sesame seeds, it is significantly darker, nuttier, and stronger in flavor.

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